Physicists' Meeting Minutes - Session 1
Meeting Notes:
Physicists discussed the finer points of time dilation and its application to particle acceleration. A lively debate ensued regarding the correct usage of Schrödinger's equation. The consensus was that it's not just for cats.
Agenda for Next Session:
1. Black holes
2. Wormholes
3. The meaning of life (still pending)
Meeting adjourned at 3:00 PM sharp. Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday.